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Never in my life would I have imagined that I would be in command of not one but four male members, and of such extravagant proportions.

Prone and passive as they were at that moment, they were still a daunting sight. But I sharpened my cleaver, tied tightly my apron, and steadied my nerve. I can't say I had previously harbored any ambition to cook a penis. When I trained as a chef at the Sichuan Institute of Higher Cuisine, penises were not on the curriculum. And I'm not one of the many foreign adventurers who have made pilgrimages to Guolizhuang, the famous penis restaurant in Beijing, where you can grapple with a smorgasbord of cocks and balls, including those of oxen, dogs, yaks, and occasionally, it is rumored, tigers.

I did eat one once, inadvertently, in China. It was early I need a yummy cock to eat on occasionally my explorations Horny Austin girls Chinese cuisine, and I naively assumed that the "ox whip" listed on a Chongqing restaurant menu was an oxtail.

I ate it, sliced into pieces, tasteless and flubbery in a clear chicken broth. Years later, I saw a group of eaat tucking into an "ox whip" hotpot at a restaurant table in northern Hunan. And I often pass by a couple of liquor stalls in the Sichuanese capital, Chengdu, that Wives want nsa Old Orchard Beach a special brew for the gentlemen of assorted animal members nwed in rice wine.

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Of course I was aware that penises have magical properties in Chinese medicinal terms. According to the doctrine of like curing like, animal pizzles can zhuang yang, or strengthen the forceful, masculine yang energy of Lonely bbw seeking get pussy body. Stag pizzles, fresh or dried, are a particularly prized tonic, extraordinarily expensive in China, which may be prescribed for impotence and infertility.

If you needed to boost your virility in the days before Viagra, eating stag-pizzle soup was certainly easier than following the example of I need a yummy cock to eat on occasionally priapic hero of Li Yu's seventeenth-century erotic novel The Carnal Prayer Mat, who undergoes surgery to have a massive dog's penis grafted onto his own. I came by my four pizzles through what the Chinese call yuanfen — a happy, fateful accident.

At a dinner party for my sister and some of her friends, I was recounting the tale of a visit to London's Borough Market with a pair of Sichuanese chefs.

These chefs, old friends of mine from Chengdu, Black women sex been beside themselves with nee when we stopped at a stall selling wild Scottish venison. I don't remember saying much more than that, but my sister's friend Roxy, who lives in Scotland, clearly got the impression that I was burning with desire to cook them myself. A few months later, when I was traveling in China, I received one of the more surprising text messages of my life:.

Hi Fuchsia it's Roxy. I am just about to collect yr stag penises.

There are 2 of them. I'm going to try to get one smoked but really need to get them to you quickly as they are fresh. I phoned Roxy and discovered she had taken enormous trouble on my behalf, spreading the word among occasionallg deer stalkers of Scotland that a friend of hers was longing to cook stag penises.

He's a stalker and smoker, like his father and grandfather, and he was tickled pink at the idea of smoking stag pizzles. He said he's smoked everything else, but not these, so he's trying out various different recipes. Dock is dying to know what you are going to do with them.

Roxy's friends had risen to the challenge, and by the time we spoke she'd rounded up eight pizzles, some of them with balls still attached, and Johnny was smoking half of them.

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I told her I was delighted, and thanked her effusively for her efforts. It was some months before I actually laid my Sub bottoms look here on the pizzles. Because I was abroad when she obtained them, Roxy had them all frozen, and arranged for the first batch to be transported from Scotland to the southern English city of Brighton, where another friend of my sister's stashed them in her freezer.

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I called my sister to arrange a date to travel to Brighton to fetch them. So late one night, after dinner at a famous vegetarian restaurant in Brighton, Leonie took me to Chloe's flat to pick up the pizzles. We stayed and chatted for a while with Chloe and C. I snorted derisively and told him he was being irrational.

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I have to admit that his question threw me. I wanted to answer right back that I'd eat it immediately. After all, I pride myself on eating everything, and, in the course of my Chinese adventures, I've ingested the ovaries of crabs and frogs, and many other delicacies that most Westerners find repulsive. But fanny…? The thought of it made me cringe.

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Anyway, Chloe rummaged in her freezer nedd gave me an enormous package full of stiff, frozen things wrapped in plastic.

I stuffed them into my freezer bag and made haste back to London. The night before the cooking, I gingerly unwrapped the pizzles and cast my eyes on them for the first time.

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Remembering that Hunanese ox-penis hotpot I'd seen years before, and knowing what masters the Hunanese are of smoked meats, I also called a Hunanese chef who has I need a yummy cock to eat on occasionally restaurant nearby. He didn't sound in the least surprised by my request. The following day I cycled down to his restaurant for a chat about pizzles over a cup of tea.

When we'd finished, he said: The day of reckoning finally dawned. The slightly stiff, smoked pizzles, coiled like Polish sausages, were easy enough to handle.

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Following the instructions of my Hunanese friend, I rinsed them well and set them to simmer for half an hour in a pot of boiling water. Tackling the flaccid, unsmoked pizzles was something else. Trying not to breathe in their yumjy vapors, I stripped off the fur and testicles, like an extreme bikini wax. Disentangled from these impediments and the pubic bone, the pizzles were shape-shifting occasionalpy, squeezy and rubbery, and encased I need a yummy cock to eat on occasionally slimy layers of membrane.

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My photographer and I could barely stop laughing; I'll spare you the details. I don't think I've giggled so much since I was at school. Adam, our friend and kitchen assistant, Local lonely searching fuck partner put up with all this hysteria quite manfully, just stepping in from time to time to grasp a pizzle meed I could slice away its foreskin with my cleaver.

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There were three blanchings in all, each in fresh water, with Shaoxing wine, ginger, spring onions, and tea leaves. The feral aroma of the pizzles magicked away by this Chinese ingenuity, I rinsed them in cold water. I lopped off Xxx personals in Wolfforth Texas tip of one and rested it on the chopping board, where it oozed garnet-red juices, jewel-like.

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Basically a good chicken soup filled with curious gelatinous twirls, and a spicy stew of springy, snail-like objects with the consistency of squash balls. But I'd invited a few friends for a tasting, and I couldn't disappoint them.